gasoline-fueled-hearts:

snuggles







dippity-do-not-touch-me:

once my sister got rejected for a job at a web design company that she really wanted to work for so that night she hacked into their website and redirected it to her blog and the next day the CEO called her and hired her on the spot so moral of the story: if at first you don’t succeed, hack their website and make them beg for mercy 







copsandgobblers:

my school is talking about internet safety or something







velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 







carpelibrumm:

"hows school"

image







motherfrukers:

Don’t kill me







filmmaker asks 20 strangers to kiss each other for the first time. holy shite i have goosebumps. (x)







duhmayo:

baruchobramowitz:

"Hello Professor,

I am doing my best to make this email sound adult. I have rewritten it sixteen, wait… seventeen, times. I am requesting assistance.

Thank you,
Student”

"Student,

ok

-bill”

yo seriously







arachnids8rip:

fuckheaded:

Clearly she wears those short skirts and skimpy tank tops because she wants the d. and by d I mean vitamin d. she wants to soak up as much sun as she can. because revealing clothes are not an invitation for sex u prick

and the award for unexpected turns goes to







shedisenchants:

shedisenchants:

so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night

you guys think I’m joking??

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madmothmiko:

Adrian Dadich

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monstersofman:

Quick genderswapped sketch of a scene from the first Thor movie!







flashcircuit:

diickspriite:

somethingkindofstrange:

THIS IS THE FUCKING PHONE THAT I LOST IN DECEMBER.

AFTER THE SNOW MELTED, I FOUND IT THIS MORNING FROZEN IN THE ICE.

HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET OUT THERE.

but does it work







gamesnextcom:

Final Fantasy Numerical Series