whorville:

swasticunts:

whorville:

I can fit 20 grapes in my mouth

I can fit 50 ur a lil bitch come fight me

3:00 you and me. Bring your own grapes.













geekscoutcookies:

youandmeforeverfriends:

peskytimepirate:

freelanceplatypus:

did-you-kno:

Source

Dude. This means that your name and address could have been in Dumbledore’s office. 

How do you think he knew where to send the Hogwarts acceptance letter? Magic?

reblogging for the A+ comment

BINGO







jumpingjacktrash:

mr-fucking-ribbit:

There are weird animes

But then there is Daily Lives of highshool boys

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i need to watch this immediately







popfreakinpunk:

was this movie even real













queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is







elegantpaws:

officerlollipop:

foggyzombie:

iamdonemaybe:

damnlayofftheguilt:

bluevelvetdarkandstars:

fortifiedsmiles:

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

RESPECT

Pole dancers are actually super freakishly strong.

i can’t even do a pull up

Such a pity it’s so hyper sexualised. These women are badasses.

reasons why i want to pole dance.

For the first gif, I thought she was in the water. This should be made into an Olympic sport. Amazing.







physics is fake gravity doesnt exist fuck isaac newton old white ass













dr-watsons-lover:

foreveralone-lyguy:

landorus:

fuck bees

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crowleyinhellsthrone:

ohdangdanii:

I got sent to the hall in Japanese class for laughing so hard at this I hate this post

my friend’s spanish teacher slapped her for saying this













loki-in-wonderland:

rosalui:

this is the Noble and Most Ancient House of Black do nOT FUCKING ARGUE WITH ME

I want to live in it.