hogwartsforeverhome:

hanadoodles:

PETITION TO MAKE LEARNING ANOTHER LANGUAGE COMPULSORY IN ENGLISH-SPEAKING COUNTRIES FROM A YOUNG AGE BECAUSE ENGLISH SPEAKERS ARE LAZY ASSWIPES WHO EXPECT EVERYONE TO SPEAK ENGLISH AND NEVER BOTHER EVEN LEARNING ANY OTHER LANGUAGE.

Actually, most of us would love speak another language but our education system sucks so we literally learn 4 words. It’s not because we are all lazy.







terezi-pie-rope:

sad-wayward-fallen-angel:

hotwhiteguy:

guys someone did it

finally

This is disgusting Ill take twelve boxes







mysharona1987:

Some more funny book dedications.







theshinymew:

That was unexpected







turntnip:

gym class

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entelijan:

Sign this petition







joetrohman:

Steal His Style: benedict cumberbatch

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supersmashkev:

lehroi:

Hyperrealist Oil Paintings

Yrjó Edelmann

why must we all play god







raganiazumi:

burntscones-and-thetardis-in221b:

tylerchokely:

What kind of airline promotes this

THE CENTIPEDE

The disaster is how Douglas got fired







willsmiff:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine







sollux:

the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not













swordofomens:

surfer-rosa3:

carlboygenius:

Hemp is a Sensible, Sustainable, Highly-Industrializable Plant

We should utilize it. Hemp could solve many problems.

END PROHIBITION. It is NOT just about smoking.

YEP.

And you forgot a big one: it is excellent at trapping carbon! Plants pull the carbon dioxide out of the air, turn the carbons into other compounds and release the oxygen, thus cooling the planet.







kaytara-art:

polepixie:

quantumaviator:

merlinus-caledonensis:

pappasaur:

nowyoukno:

Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

Okay but if that was the song, then… how? 99% of it is choire song, did 14-year-old Mozart speak fluent Italian, too?

Probably







msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour